- InvasionPedro and the 67 amigos arrived on a determined colonisation campaign a few months ago. He deployed squads to each crevice of the house, roof,…
- From the forestThere is a carrot on the decking. It has been there since last night, testament to Cousin George’s caution overruling his appetite. He watched it…
- From the Forest (diary entry no 382)Dear Diary, There were fisticuffs on the lawn last night. The back gate now opens into the abyss – wallabies and pademelons, all their sisters…